Ausgewählt mit dem Titel Sardine Man We live in this shallow water where we should eat those freshly harvested sardines. Yes, what I say has reason, what I say has meaning. And yes, you will listen and yes you will understand. Those sardines will be ingested so lustfully as the sardines are the creatures of the great seas, the living of the oceans and we dare not let something so dangerous live so freely. I am the sardine catcher, and I stand in those shallow muddy waters net in hand back bend until every last sardine is mine. I am the harvester of sardines oh I will package them so neatly so compact in little aluminium tins filled with oil and their flowing souls. Yes, you can buy you can buy, no dust no dust, fresh fresh from the sardine harvester, sardines and myself in a jar a one-time offer, limited limited limited limited limited limited limited limited. Oh, and how you will enjoy the fruit of my labour so lustfully you will ingest those treacherous creatures oh sardines. Bite down on the head feel the splash, feel the life. Feel their young blood in your mouth. Bite the tail feel the crisp feel the sting of its immense strength. Bite the body feel the air escape from the lungs, feel the scales the smooth oily scales in your big, big, big, big, big mouth. How much power you have when you hold my lovely aluminium tins of Sardines Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy. Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat. Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat. Yearn, yearn, yearn, yearn, yearn, yearn, yearn, yearn, yearn, yearn, yearn for my beautifully polished pearly aluminium tins. 15